Goodbye iPhone. I simply cannot justify paying for a new phone that has slightly better battery, a bigger screen (that I don’t need) and a bunch of tiny things that no-one notices that are going to break down in a year. I’m joining the dark side with a Samsung S5. Hopefully this is the lesser of two evils. Who knows? I don’t. #samsung #byephone6

Goodbye iPhone. I simply cannot justify paying for a new phone that has slightly better battery, a bigger screen (that I don’t need) and a bunch of tiny things that no-one notices that are going to break down in a year. I’m joining the dark side with a Samsung S5. Hopefully this is the lesser of two evils. Who knows? I don’t. #samsung #byephone6

Me walking through the biscuit aisle in Tesco. #selfie

Me walking through the biscuit aisle in Tesco. #selfie

Tasha brought us a wee pal to chill with today. Meet Luna! #kingcharles #dog #dogs #poser #paintmelikeoneofyourfrenchdogs

Tasha brought us a wee pal to chill with today. Meet Luna! #kingcharles #dog #dogs #poser #paintmelikeoneofyourfrenchdogs

@tashanirvikalpa brought Luna down for a wee visit! #posers #dog #instagrampicturesofdogsoninstagram #dogs #dogdogdog

@tashanirvikalpa brought Luna down for a wee visit! #posers #dog #instagrampicturesofdogsoninstagram #dogs #dogdogdog

This everytime (via @roisin77777) #lol #popeingchampagne #holyshit

This everytime (via @roisin77777) #lol #popeingchampagne #holyshit

Breakfast #tequilamockingbird

Breakfast #tequilamockingbird

This is making everything better #hanging

This is making everything better #hanging

Bob the snake #snakesarejusttailswithfaces 😱

Bob the snake #snakesarejusttailswithfaces 😱

Aidan ‘The Snake Charmer’ Baxter #snakes #bobthesnake 🐍

Aidan ‘The Snake Charmer’ Baxter #snakes #bobthesnake 🐍

Oh yeah #fifa14 #easports #garethbale #realmadrid